localpornstar:

titsmcyee:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

im dying

Well that escalated quickly

flanoir:

spaceconfessional:

raketen:

rapunzelda:

xxxbloody-wwrists666xxx:

sofuckinggodtier:

moomoomimu:

julzcat:

fapitalism:

This is the alternate Spongebob Squarepants theme with the ORIGINAL lyrics.   They wanted this one to be the theme but Nickelodeon told them it was way too long.

this is actually the best thing ive ever heard

FUCK

chokes on biscuit

 help me

 who would’ve known

I WAS LITERALLY EXPECTING ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT

No one could have predicted this

WEEPS

cruci4l:

“I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewlery box with a letter that said, “Will you Gogh to prom with me?” Yeah, I guess I’m a romantic.” - Matthew Gray Gubler

why can’t I find nerdy cute guys like this gosh